Ah! Fall!

Here’s what I need in life right now: the worlds biggest umbrella, tent, tarp, and/or force field.If someone could create one that will cover my yard for the next few weeks, that would be great. Then the leaves from my trees can fall and kindly ricochet off such a wondrous creation and land in my neighbors’ yards. I’m super nice like that. It’s the least I can do for my neighbors. This way they can enjoy all the beautiful colors that my trees piss down each and every year. Ah. Beauty.

(**insert evil laugh** and I won’t have to rake, mow, mulch, and compost it all!)